Uncle Watermelon, perfectly silly Fourth of July mascot centerpieces by Charles Phoenix

Uncle Watermelon by Charles Phoenix

From the brilliant mind of Charles Phoenix comes UNCLE WATERMELON, ordinary watermelons hilariously decorated for Independence Day!

He says they’re “like Mr. Potato Head, but bigger, sweeter and much more patriotic.” I concur.

Uncle Watermelon by Charles Phoenix

He’s made a BUNCH of them and they’re all awesome. You have to read about the vintage slide from 1976 that inspired him to adorn watermelons with cornichons, bananas, oranges, and all kinds of fruit and veggies. You really do: GO!

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