Sweatin’ to the (1980s punk) oldies?

Richard Simmons

The seminal hardcore punk band Black Flag reunited for a tour this year but jettisoned their lead singer Ron Reyes in November due to, according to Reyes’s Facebook post, personal conflicts within the band and lower-than-expected ticket sales. There’s an online petition to replace Reyes with someone who’s just as energetic — fitness guru Richard Simmons.

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image 1 created by Mike Wooldridge using a Black Flag band photo and a photo of Richard Simmons, image 2 via Change.org