Power Bacon deodorant, ‘for when you sweat like a pig’

Power Bacon

Oh gosh, I’m like a moth to a flame when it comes to weird products. My latest offering to share with you is Power Bacon, a bacon-scented deodorant by J&D Foods that is said to be “meaty fresh.” Just to be sure you really smell like bacon, you might want to shower with this first.

Using POWER BACON will probably make everyone drawn to you like you were the most powerful magnet on Earth. And by everyone, we mean friends, acquaintances, beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs. It’s like an aphrodisiac for your armpits. But use your new power wisely, because with great bacon power comes great baconsibility.

For all day meat-scented protection, apply liberally to your underarms or private areas.

Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing POWER  BACON.

via Foodbeast