On the third day of Christmas, Cards Against Humanity gave to me…

Installment #3 in Cards Against Humanity‘s “Holiday Bullshit” Christmas gift.


It arrived in an envelope with three French hens.


I think they managed to offend most of the major world religions.

In case you missed it, here is a look at the first and second gifts in the series.

Merry Christmas!

photos by Epiphany Jordan