On the first day of Christmas, Cards Against Humanity gave to me…

Cards Against Humanity recently announced that they were offering a special “12 Days of Christmas Holiday Bullshit” package. For $12, you would receive 12 different gifts. Only 100,000 were available, and it sold out quickly. I managed to get it for my boyfriend, and this past week, envelopes started showing up in the mail.

Here’s a look at the first gift:


The outer envelope was adorned with a partridge in a pear tree.


Inside that envelope was a note, and another, smaller envelope…


And inside the smaller envelope was a “gift” of five new game cards from our “good friends” at Cards Against Humanity!

Over the course of the next few weeks, I’ll be posting the entire set of 12 gifts as they arrive. Stay tuned!

photos by Epiphany Jordan