Described as a “for-reals armor harness for your kitty,” Etsy shop schnabuble has crafted this fierce Cat Battle Armor using vegetable-tanned leather and nickel silver buckles. The armor, minus the handsome feline model named Selani, is available to purchase on Etsy. Rowr!
100% wearable, flexible, and comfortable…Completely hand-made from durable veg-tan leather, this is no mere costume piece. Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor. The imposing torso section features several riveted, articulated plates and a terrifying rack of dorsal spines. Your cat’s hindquarters are sheathed beneath exquisitely arrayed overlapping scales stitched to a soft leather backing, adorned with nickel silver dome rivets. Midnight black scales and plates are finished with a glossy protective coat and seamlessly join together like the petals of a deadly flower. Adjustable at the collar with elastic and two nickel silver buckles, and at the belly with grommeted corset-style lacing for a secure, comfortable fit.
Those bones should give you a fair warning of how badass this cat is!
Disclaimer: Here at Blazenhoff Industries, we do not condone dressing up household pets for any reason.