When Santa comes down your chimney and takes a look at your pathetic tiny tree with its boring old Christmas balls, you’ll be lucky if he dumps some coal in your stocking after he eats your cookies. The Dirty Flirty Novelty Company of Manhattan has a line of off-color ornaments called Pornaments that incorporate sex, nudity and flying phalli into traditional holiday themes that are guaranteed to get the attention of jolly old Saint Nick. From their “Mistle-blow” ornament to the “Holiday Ride” these glass ornaments put the X in X-Mas.
The company suggests the following “great ideas” for using Pornaments:
Exciting your friends by bringing Pornaments as hostess gifts
Hanging a Pornament on your other “traditional” Christmas tree and see if anyone notices
Seducing someone special with a Pornament from a secret admirer
Surprising your longtime spouse/partner with the gift of a Pornament
images via Dirty Flirty Novelty Company
