Amazing Hypno Glasses, to ‘make the world do your bidding’

Look into my eyes

Psst, hey you, darling netizen, I want you to look into my eyes…while I’m wearing these Amazing Hypno Glasses by Archie McPhee.

MAKE THE WORLD DO YOUR BIDDING (ALLEGEDLY)
Before we talk about Hypno Glasses, let’s take a moment to relax. That’s better, right, your breathing is getting regular and your eyelids are feeling a bit heavy. In fact you are feeling very sleepy. As you drift into a state of suggestibility, let us suggest that you buy these lenticular glasses in high quality plastic frames. As you move your head, the spirals in the glasses appear to twirl in a very calming way that allegedly puts people into a hypnotic state. When we snap our fingers, you will wake up feeling refreshed and want to order twelve dozen Amazing Hypno Glasses. Snap.

Spiral-y

Look deeply…you are not getting sleepy. But you do feel compelled to do a couple of things…

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First, BUY these Amazing Hypno Glasses HERE. Then, TELL all your friends about them HERE.

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